I would get to teach, I wouldn't be in the publish-or-perish world of research academia, and I would be able to stay in the DC area. Hence, w00t!
....except, for me, substitute internet for wikipedia. XKCD being full of truth again
So my friend ChadLeeezard recently pointed me at this: a brilliantly silly demonstration of different sorting algorithms via folk dance...no…
... thank you, xkcd. (I'm a little behind on my webcomics, so this one has been up since last week.)