...randomly emerged while I was visiting Kate and Sage in the Geography department on campus.



As we stood around, bemoaning our seeming lack of sturdy, marketable skills, Kate suddenly noticed that her hands make "little fart noises" when she rubs them together a certain way. Then, Sage tried and discovered that hers were not nearly so robust in volume. She promptly declared that it was merely a "sad little fart sound". My attempt resulted in no such noises at all, and so I hung my head in shame.

Then, we declared simultaneously that this was why the government would hire us. Yup.

Much high-pitched giggling ensued, and red faces.