As we stood around, bemoaning our seeming lack of sturdy, marketable skills, Kate suddenly noticed that her hands make "little fart noises" when she rubs them together a certain way. Then, Sage tried and discovered that hers were not nearly so robust in volume. She promptly declared that it was merely a "sad little fart sound". My attempt resulted in no such noises at all, and so I hung my head in shame.
Then, we declared simultaneously that this was why the government would hire us. Yup.
Much high-pitched giggling ensued, and red faces.