Lately:

150. "I'd rather be gang-raped by rabid chimpanzees." - Aga, on rejection-made-easy
151. "It's a bean bag butt bear!" - Me
152. "I'll find some less dicky dick to work for." - Hawk
153. "I smurf both ways." - Foxe

Mwa ha ha. Quotes are the best. We are the spider pope collective.