Thy praises I shall sing!
Thou givest me the repair estimate without charge.
Thou givest me the lowest price of all autobody shops.
Thou tellest me that Thou canst repair my car within two days.
Thou orderest the correct parts, and lo! Thou paintest them the same day.
Thou allowest me to bring in the car in the morning
and have the car back within the day,
lest I be stranded, forlorn and without transportation.
Thou art kind, O Great General Autobody of College Park, and infinitely merciful.
Long mayest Thou reign!