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...gacked from elkor.

Your Birthdate: January 7

You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.

Hmmm...I suppose that's true, in that I'm made happy by small things that are not necessarily people-related.

And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.

Yes, cooooooome to me, preeeeeeecious...

Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.

Lo! I impress! :: impress impress ::

You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!

But only to that inner voice. Disregard all the others.

Your strength: Your self sufficiency

That, I'm willing to agree with.

Your weakness: You despise authority

I do? Well, if authority is inept, then yes...but that's more a loathing of stupidity.

Your power color: Maroon

Oh, but burgundy is far better, really. And a really, good deep purple.

Your power symbol: Hammer

Witness me conjure the essence of Thor.

Your power month: July

:: blink blink :: Alright.


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Apr. 26th, 2006 07:05 pm (UTC)
"You are an island. [...]" "Hmmm...I suppose that's true..."

Apr. 26th, 2006 07:29 pm (UTC)
[grin] No island-y for me? I'm landlocked?
Apr. 26th, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
You have legs. Islands don't have legs. QED.
Apr. 26th, 2006 07:40 pm (UTC)
But how do you know islands don't have legs? Have you ever looked beneath the skirts of all of them?
Apr. 26th, 2006 07:54 pm (UTC)
Maybe I haven't looked beneath your skirts either, so it's a fair comparison.
Apr. 26th, 2006 08:22 pm (UTC)
But this then presents the possibility that I don't actually have legs, either. At least, not by under-the-skirt inspection.
Apr. 26th, 2006 08:33 pm (UTC)
I've seen your forelegs. Islands don't have forelegs.
Apr. 26th, 2006 09:42 pm (UTC)
But do I still have forelegs? You don't really know for sure.
Apr. 26th, 2006 09:49 pm (UTC)
Your replies were too quick for typing with your face, and you'd have mentioned if you had voice-recognition software.

I suppose I can't rule out that you might have a secretary typing for you.
Apr. 26th, 2006 09:58 pm (UTC)
Or that I can make the keys go down with the power of my brain.
Apr. 26th, 2006 10:04 pm (UTC)
Aha! Islands don't have brains.
Apr. 26th, 2006 10:06 pm (UTC)
Ah, but have you proved this by inspection of all islands?
Apr. 26th, 2006 10:21 pm (UTC)
I did an island IQ test, and there were no respondants.
Apr. 27th, 2006 02:17 am (UTC)
Mmm...but they could just be very shy.
Apr. 27th, 2006 03:03 am (UTC)
I think more people would be attracted to the shyer islands if they only knew of the secret charms they offered.

Oh sure, while there are those who will always be drawn to the islands of Hawaii, or seduced by the sultry Cuban isles ... it takes a rarer breed to be drawn towards the Aleutians, the Apostles, the Faroe, or the Pitcairns.

I, like Robert Frost, am content to take the roads less travelled by.

PS: Of course, an island with a brain capable of manipulating a keyboard is pretty darn cool, and should be the feature of a good B movie that will become a) an instant cult classic and b) made reverentially laughed at on MST3K (assuming MST3K is still on).
Apr. 27th, 2006 01:21 pm (UTC)
Ah, so only the select few truly appreciate the shyer branch of the islands, particularly those with the secret brains.
Apr. 27th, 2006 01:35 pm (UTC)
I'm not saying that it is necessarily good from an evolutionary standpoint that all people be attracted to the shyer islands. But as the American bard, Steve Martin once said, "There's someone out there for everyone. Even if it takes a pick-axe, a coal-miners hat, and dynamite to find them." I think that statement applies equally well to shy and brainy islands.

I just checked, and www.shyandbrainyislands.com isn't registered. The lovely dears are so bashful, they haven't bought a website.
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