You have a peculiar loathing for those who message you with the simple, abbreviated ":P". It causes an irrational urge to roll your eyes and smash the head of the one who sent you such an inane emoticon as a greeting. Of course, this isn't particularly fair or all that nice of you, but that doesn't stop you from loathing it all the same.
Love,
jalenstrixP.S. Grar.
