...I am an unwise monkey. Specifically as regards Trader Joe's oriental style insta-food. Though every time in the past that I have tried something in their Trader Ming line, I have regretted it thoroughly (usually shortly thereafter), still I apparently hold out the hope that $this_time will be different.
Sadly, this instantiation of $this_time has utterly failed this expectation. And I am a very nauseated thing. Blech.