Yoinked...

...from several different folk, I give you six word stories. Quite a lovely read. My favorites under the cut.

The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
- Orson Scott Card

New genes demand expression -- third eye.
- Greg Bear

Epitaph: He shouldn't have fed it.
- Brian Herbert

Leia: "Baby's yours." Luke: "Bad news…"
- Steven Meretzky