I am a Bowler Hat.
I'm very proper, often politically correct, precise and dapper. I generally look down on the masses, but I usually try not to let it show. What Sort of Hat Are You?
(If I weren't a Bowler Hat I would be a Top-hat.)
I am a Top-hat.
I'm a bit of a jack-of-all-trades; creative, in a stylistic sort of way, a little vain, a little dark, perhaps a little archaic. I get on alright with people, but I can take them or leave them.
Hurrah for being disdainful, dapper, vain, and dark! [glee!]