::singing::
Doom, doom, doom-y doom-y doom!
Doom, doom, doom-y doom-y doom!
Oh, doom-y doom doom, doom-y doom, doom-y doom-y doom!

It's actually not that bad - and really a lovely desk, once it's assmbled. But the assembly requires 34 pages of instructions and parts that start going into the quadruple letters, because they've run out of doubles and triples.

Still, it's about determination. I will conquer this desk. I shall make it my bitch. Moo ha ha ha!